Opps nearly forgot.....

Current mood: bouncy
Category: Life

Today is Norman's 65th birthday BBQ (granted his birthday was week ago but... its just an excuse to get completly wrecked and sleep in my car! Cant be bad.

20 days to go.....

Current mood: good
Category: Life

...until I am placed in a big machine which whirs clicks and farts a lot taking images of my somewhat dodgy knees...

Looks all a bit "James Bond" to me. Chances are the one I go in wont look quite as purdy as that one and could (knowing my luck) be steam powered. That however doesnt matter to me because I am somewhat closer to actually finding out what the hell's wrong with me! hoorah!

There are a few options which have been banded about as to what the problem is, one of which is the tendon thing my physio suggested... the second is arthritis any other suggetions? Answers on a postcard please to PO BOX falling to bits.

All on the up again :)

Current mood: exhausted
Category: Life

So, after Sunday's somewhat fubar with the hair lightening kit and a hint of vodka I am now back to some sort of normalilty in the hair stakes. The lass in question (Paula) has done a fantastic job of getting it back to what can only be classed as slightly normal for me :) At least I wont get much piss taken out of me when I go back to work next week !!!

Other than that good news.... my MRI scan of my knees came through today for the 16th Sept! Fantastic! And its a Saturday! hoofuckingrah!

As for this evening, i'm as pissed as a fart already so off to bed before I do something daft like dye my hair again... lol

I'm home, tired and fucked off

Current mood: blah
Category: Blogging

pretty much sums it up......

Greetings from London!

Current mood: groggy
Category: Travel and Places

Currently at big sisters and full after a nice big lunch. Journey down was fun....NOT.
Seems that at 23:30 at night is a fantastic time to start jetting out gullies on roads here (of which I agree with!) However I to have a big of a quibble with their traffic management (or lack of) We were stuck in a bloody queue for an hour on the approach to the Blackwall Tunnel and finally got here at 01:20ish.

Now I know our highways stuff gets the piss ripped out of it but that was truly worth a complete cunt award.....

Dont you just love london?

no surprise..... i'm drunk

Current mood: drunk
Category: Blogging

Good evening and welcome to the if not somewhat skitzophrenic me having been on the voddy and red bull a few hours now.

All I am going to say is at this very moment in time I am absolutly rasped - which after a week of being sober is a VERY nice feeling. Add to that the fact that I do not have to get up early tomorrow... fucking fantastic! The only problem with me being 1. shitfaced 2. on the internet means one thing.... I will now get on yahoo answers to annoy as many people as physically possible! bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

simple things eh?

Plan of action for the week off........

Current mood: bouncy
Category: Blogging

Hmmmm there's quite a list all of which started today... during nasty torrential rains storms (which soaked me)

Today was visiting the physio again. Seeing as I am now "inlimbo" waiting for an appointment for my MRI scan of my knees to come through needed at least a few sessions again with Fran to help me well.... last out the time span. So this morning I have been ultrasounded and infraredded yet again and just in case that didnt do me some justice for the week she's also strapped my right foot up tight as buggery to try to help with the alignment of my whole leg again to see if that does help it out a bit - boy does that feel weird!

Another thing I had to do today was make an appointment to see a hairdresser as I decided to highlight my hair last night and by christ did I make a complete hash of it! So Thursday I will be going in for a full head colour to limit the frightening effect this might have on small children.

Tomorrow should be fun, having my shopping come in AM which is always handy when you have no food in the house.... Then in the afternoon packing up the car ready to drive down to big sisters later in the evening. Going to see the new house she and Tom have just bought. Should be driving home again Wednesday night... night time driving much easier with traffic her way.

Thursday morning, will be up bright and early to go fishing with my neighbours and seeing as my new landing net arrived today I cant wait! Then at lunchtime its a trip into Norwich for one of the lasses at work who's leaving, then staying in the city to then have my hair "repaired" lol

Friday so far is also looking pretty hectic, chances are having lunch with mumsie and her neighbours then another bout of physio that afternoon.... So why on earth did I bother to take the week off? Christ I will be more busy this time round than if I was actually AT work! Sheesh.

Saturday's looking pretty peaceful so far but I can just see thats the day me and Ty will end up putting up mums new sodding awning (weather permitting) lets just pray for rain!

Sunday is Norman's 65th birthday BBQ and to say I will end up getting shit faced is an understatement.

Anyone got something they would like me to do? I think I have 5 mins spare around thursday evening lol

The mood has lifted..... and about bloody time to!

Current mood: hungry
Category: Blogging

Hoorah! Feeling better and face like a smacked arse has gawn..... now all I need to do is have some breaky to fill this empty tum....

Fortune cookie says today:

"The only thing an unbreakable toy is good for is breaking other toys"

Google images can be very scary...... Current mood: apathetic Category: Blogging Well seem's I have been dead for some time now....

Google images can be very scary......
Current mood: apathetic
Category: Blogging

Well seem's I have been dead for some time now....

I would just love to rip off your head and shit down your neck....

Current mood: angry
Category: Life

Mutter mutter moan moan etc etc etc

Face like a smacked arse this week I can tell you. Don't you just love hormones? wankers tits fuckers.

Well I have a week off to look forward to next week and does that perk me up even the slightest? Does it bollocks. I HATE being like this, I'm scaring people (well, more so that I normally do) Even the nicest people have been getting on my tits today and making me feel like I want to punch them in the trap.

Worst part is.... yep you've guessed it, on call so cant even come home and drown my trout pout with vodka.

and to top it off - fortune cookie of the day:

"you have many unique talents, none of which are marketable"

cunts, even thats out to get me today.

bloggy blog blah blah yadda yadda etc etc

Current mood: distressed
Category: Blogging

Ok so one thing on the TV did annoy the bollocks out of me yesterday. Now dont get me wrong, I have been a completly lazy trout this week spending 90% my time in front of that box which costs me money to watch crap. (good old SKY eh?)

BUT - there was one of the "informational" things from the department of transport or health & safety gawd knows which one... What it boiled down to is that if you drive your car over a railway crossing point when the lights are flashing, you are likely to get hit by a train! Well who would have thought it?

It does concern me that in this day and age we have to TELL people by means of wasting tax payers money not to do something which is so fucking obvious its scary.

ARE PEOPLE REALLY THAT THICK AS SHIT?

I guess so....

Fortune cookie today says:

You're adopted

(I had a feeling :)

Well that'll fucking teach me.....

Category: Life

So far this week I have managed to flake out at work due to lack of eating.... serves me right, spend most of today wanting to desperatly scratch the tattoo as its been itching like buggery and nearly expose myself this morning thanks to a very bad choice of top....

Other than that not too bad at all. Havent managed to get my lazy arse up enough to clean this pigsty of a house but thats tonights job once the vodka kicks in (always more fun if you are slightly pissed I find)

On an up note though, Nigel has fixed the "gas struts" on the car that hold up the rear door so now I will not be smaking my head on it like a demented loon every day... bless his cottons... only took you HOW LONG Nigel???? lmao

fortune cookie of the day:

"keep your dreams to yourself for now"

(whatever the fuck that means)

and as per usual half of myspace isnt working so I still cannot tell you what shite I am listening to this evening or write this on the colour I wanted.... somebody kick Toms arse please?

Sunday Sunday - dah dah....dah de dah dah

Current mood: calm
Category: Blogging

Well good start to the day, the fortune cookie says;

"people laugh at you"

Which I guess can be taken in both ways.... I'm opting for they think I'm a complete twat version...

So it's Sunday Morning - intentions of the day are to not sit about sleeping or watching TV (which is a lie, stick me in front of any telly these days and I just fall asleep quick smart)

Lots to do, and no effort to do them... sod it going to go have a soak in the bath instead :)

Lazy fucking cow

Category: Blogging

Well so much for me doing... well anything today.

Had some lunch, splodged in front of the TV - the next thing I know its 5pm.....

opps :)

New Tattoo - yay!

Current mood: bouncy
Category: Life

All done, so feeling pretty fucking balanced again lol

Even mumsie didnt think it was to horrendous so I might need to make it a bit bigger ha ha ha. Yep, I'm very happy with it. (Thanks Rueben)

So far this week has been the most NUTS than has been in a long time. Wont bother going into details as its all work and quite boring but lets just say I've been fucking knackered for the latter part of the week.

Did manage to get a HUGE cheeseplant from freecycle this week (called Herman) a very happy little camper taking up half of my living room lol

So this weekend you would think would be sitting on my arse, drinking and smoking - the norm... but no...Still on call until Monday so not a drop for me boooo and will probably go play in the garden for a few hours so keep me busy....what a good girl!

Fortune cookie for the day was:

"you will grow up to be a porn star"

I think I might have been setting my sights slightly too low then.

called out :(

called out :(
Current mood: irritated
Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

which iant a bad thing when you think of the money.... however the fact that I was half way through cooking my tea and had to switch it all off until I came home again.... pffftttttt

Tuna steak as tough as arseholes isnt a great intake when hungry.... oh well. Will say sod it next time and pick up a chicken kebab on the way back next time.