Someone's been a busy little bleeder!

Current mood: impressed
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

Well I am knackered... and I bloody well should be!

Today I have moved a light switch to the right side of the door (yes, I turned this door round all of a year ago....) Got the mains, phone line and holes ready in walls for the alarn installation which should happen sonner rather than later now! And just to finish me off, got the last bit of the cable in to power up the shed (so I can FINALLY get the freezer in there)

I am sure I did something else but have forgotten what that was already!

So now after spending most of the time in the loft I am cobered in fibre glass so shall have a shower to de prickle myself!

Currently listening: Nowhere By Ride Release date: 29 December, 1990

Fucking gutted!

Current mood:fucking gutted

I am so dissapointed it's untrue! But you cannot deny that Australia didnt play their arses of in this match. Yes Brazil won 2-0 but they are the world champions!

Best match I have seen so far in effort from both teams. Well done to both...

Now all you have to do Aussies is win against Croatia to make sure you get throught to round 2!

Currently playing: 2006 FIFA World Cup Release date: 24 April, 2006

The start of another bright day.......

Current mood: blah

Ok so I'm still not in the best of moods... which is really daft, but will make most if it and go do something, cleaning, hedge cutting (no still havent done those yet :) etc and just vent my anger out on it all...

This calls for a day of iPod loud and just ignoring anyone and everything! sounds like a plan to me!

Mr Arse

Currently listening: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not By Arctic Monkeys Release date: 21 February, 2006

Ahhh thats better....

Current mood: accomplished
Category: Life

Ahhhh thats better.....

So feeling MUCH better now, the friends list is a managable 160 odd and managed to get rid of a couple of kids which did make me feel SO much better.

As for the bad day, i wont bore you with all the details but lets just say I have been pissed about left right and center today by crap organisation and it drove me insane. Money & time was wasted which was not necessary at all. I do love my job, but sometimes the way its run is just plain shite.

Ok will stop moaning now as I am all happy again :)

Mr Arse

Currently listening: Just By Mark (Ft. Alex Greenwald) Ronson Release date: 16 March, 2006

In line with....

Current mood: annoyed
Category: MySpace

...how the day has panned out so far (a complete shit) I am going to sit down here and clear out my friends list. There will be no reasoning behind it, not like i'm weeding out people who havent commented or shown interest, nope, its just a case of had a shite day so you lot will bear the brunt of it! Simple as that!

So if you vanish tonight then sorry - you didnt quite cut the mustard - but hey ho I'm sure you wont care. And dont go posting bloody comments to say hi all of a sudden - in fact that is more likely to infuriate me more and ditch your sorry arse.

So gonna go "clean" now. and maybe when i'm done might even come back and tell you why its been such a shite day... but who knows....

Mr (being a complete) arse

Hmmm the footy is interesting..... *cough*

Current mood:Odd!
Category: Sports

I fucking rushed home to watch this crap, so far (and its just gone into the second half, and I was that bored with it, I have turned down the commentary, am listening to scott mills as to be honest its more gripping! I have polished of a pint of cider and am paying more attention to playing on my laptop (yes doing my bloody blog!) I'm even thinking I hope England go out soon so the country can stop the daft flags flying about with the loutish behaviour.

oh fuck me, the cider has just kicked in! lmao! hopefully I will be slightly less grumpy now!!!

Will ad more when the footies finished - so I can rip the piss no doubt!

now later - they have scored twice... and good ones! will update in 5 mins when its done....

Much later on....

Great isnt it, I make one or two fleeting statements on how I want them out and bugger me they go win it with some great playing... sodding typical lol... or maybe it was a ploy so as not to jinx it? who knows... and dont ask me as I dont really know either lol

So tonight, my drink has been cider - then vodka, but made a conscience thought to buy larger in for the next match... well when in rome and all that shite.

I am not however anywhere near as wobbly as last night - and no, didnt suffer for it ;)

Will shush now as I have a new Ipod to play with :)

Mr Arse

Should be interesting.....

Current mood: drunk
Category: Friends

This evening (at approx 8pm) There is a "neighbourhood meeting" as it seems we are going to be doing some sort of street party within the close here... Now dont get me wrong, i'm all up for a party... but there are only a handful of my neighbours who actually talk to each other here. So will this be a party that actually gets the grumpy fuckers who live around here talking to each other? Hmmm I very much doubt it. I have however taken steps to at least enjoy said meeting this evening, as I am already half cut so chances are I will find it all very funny, but considering I would find breaking my leg funny at this moment in time!

Either way, if the party does actually happen and there are more than 5 people actually turn up I shall endevour to make sure its on a week I CAN get drunk, and I shall also take lotes of photos for everyone to laugh at! Personally I can see it turning into a bloody BBQ for 6 if we are lucky lol.

Other than that this weeks been odd. Monday night my internet connection ran off somewhere for hours... so I gave up on it and got drunk in front of the TV instead and last night, didnt drink at all but fell asleep on the couch, really early! weird, not like me at all lol.

So will update you on the meeting in a bit as I have to get at least 2 more voddys into me before i go to make sure i dont remember it ;)

Mr Arse

Currently listening: One Take Radio Sessions By Mark Knopfler Release date: 21 June, 2005

Sunday Sunday......

Current mood: calm
Category: Life

The sun is shining, I have loads to do.... Oh well.

Still havent managed to get those hedges cut as yet so might just do that today and get probably even more sun-burnt in the process. (Twat that I am)

Watched the England match yesterday, well done for winning boys but you really didnt deserve to win it. You played like a complete bunch of girls in the second half. More effort next time or we will be out of the competition quicker than my dog nicking a sausage roll thats escaped onto the floor.

And... thanks for the sweepstake at work I am also following how Australia too. Good luck socceroos (jesus, whoever thought up that bleeding name?) Playing Japan Monday

Oh and seeing as I forgot to mention before, Chris "The saviour" Moyles was voted out of celebrity X factor in the semi finals which certainly (judging by his face) surprised the crap out of everyone. And Lucy benjemin went on to win it the next night. (and she did belt out some stonking songs in the latter stages so did deserve to beat old "no neck" matt)

So never mind Chris, you gave it your all and I for one am pround of you and how many times I voted to try keep you in... well, it was for a very worthy cause.

So how is everyone? enjoying the heatwave?

Currently listening: Nooner By Bag of Toys Release date: 03 January, 2006

Finally the video is up!

Current mood: blah

Mad dawg paddling pool incident

ok so it was my fault as it was in the wrong bloody format... opps

that'll be why I'm Mr Arse then....

Currently listening: My Iron Lung EP By Radiohead Release date: 08 December, 1998

only takes a daft jesus vid to perk me up again....

Current mood: chipper
Category: Religion and Philosophy

I will survive

Its official.... I give up!

Current mood: aggravated
Category: Life

So, this blog is dedicated to the boys in the band Eastroad.

There is something working on a higher level desperatly fucking with my life at the moment. Anyone with ideas on how to improve this answers on a postcard etc etc etc....

Tonight I was all dressed, clean and ready to leave to head into Norwich to go watch Eastroad play at the Marquee.

Now bearing in mind I am on call this week it was going to be a short visit but long enough to hear a good few tracks and if possible say hi to them all.

BUT NO!

I got to the van, turned the key, nothing. More juice in a badgers ringpiece than that bleeding thing... so grabbed the jump start device out of the back, hooked it up.... it started! yay! ran for about 5 seconds and died again... shit.

Gave up on that and aggravated my neighbours into lending me jump leads (thank you John for emptying the boot of your car out) and great thanks for Malcolm bringing his toyota within zapping distance! Sat there connected for a bit to gain charge.... turned it over and thud... died again after 5 seconds. TITS TITS TIS.... by this time it was about 8:50 (and I had planned to arrive around 9)

Gave up on that and decided to get a cab at least to work where my car is when I have the van. This took 45 bloody mins to appear ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh so by the time he had managed to find me, picked me and the dog up, drivien us into the yard, got the car and started to drive away it was 9:45. now at this point I would have had to drop the dog off at my parents, driven into norwich, walked at least 1/2 a mile to the actual pub where they were playing so after all that it would have been 10:30 so to be quite honest lads, i sat there in the car and said "fuck it" and just came home again.

I really did want to come see you play and I hope the gig went really well but it looks like the gods were against me. And to be honest if the god's do that to me again I am going to tell them to fuck off!

I really hope it went well, and sorry I missed it as I was really looking forward to it.

(going to sulk now)

Currently listening: Sound Inside By Breaks Co-Op Release date: 15 June, 2006

just a quickie.....

Category: Jobs, Work, Careers

It's been nuts this week, but seeing as I am working from home today and its bloody hot as hell here got the paddling pool out for the poor little blck lab who has been suffering.... I love having a video camera :)

granted it hasnt been "approved" as not porn yet but as soon as it is i'll put the link about....

Currently listening: Monster By Steppenwolf Release date: 25 October, 1990

Some things just fucking tickle me......

Current mood: satisfied
Category: Life

.......in only that way which has you laughing so much it hurts your sides....tonight was one of those times...

I came home surprisingly early by about 17:30 and the first thing I did when home? started polishing off the last of the red wine I missed yesterday.... fuckin drunk. Either way lets just say by the time I started to cook my tea I wasnt quite all the ticket. So for safety's sake decided on southern flavoured thingy chicken steak, potato waffles and beans (christ al mighty... no gorden ramsey but food all the same of which is hard to burn house down with) So, after the 25 mins or so of turning this chicken "thing" over and over its starting to look like its seen better days - in fact getting quite burnt to be honest... now this is what creased me up.... not that I actually had made such a pigs ear of my tea it was frightening.... but the fact I took a fucking photo of the sorry looking meal to be able to show you how shite it was!

"chicken arseholes with spud waffles & beans"

Which is more sad?

And to make it worse.... I have this weird thing where after certain foods (havent figured exactly which ones do it to me as yet) I have these weird sneezing fits after eating... very daft when you just cant stop!

Anf to add insult to injury I now have the worst hic-cups ever.... Talk about looking a right prat!

So thats me.... fucked up and about to go spend the evening in front of the TV for a change - lol

but the red wines still working a treat :)

oh nearly forgot - fortune cookie says:

only a fool would look to a cookie for words of wisdom

Sunday, day of rest? My arse....

Category: Life

Today's mission, should I choose to accept it, is cutting the 3 hedges in my garden. Dont get me wrong, I have nothing against hedges in any way shape or form but today I plan a slightly different attack approach. These things are the bain of my life. They keep bloody growing, then needing cutting again, and again and again.... jesus. So today after trimming said evil things I am going to give them a light "misting" with a diluted weedkiller...that should slow the little buggers down a bit heh heh heh.

Evil? me? bloody right.....

Currently listening: Ataca By La Tribu Release date: 25 February, 1999

What a weird week........

What a weird week........
Category: Life

Funny old world sometimes.......

So far this week I have managed to drink errrr well every night. Does that make me a alcoholic? Probably, but how many alco's can just stop for a week when they have to work? probably not many so I guess I am safe for now.

Update on Chris Moyles - yes like the saddo that I am I have watched this bloody programme every night this week - why? help me! However Chris is still in the running and doing bloody well if I do say so myself, so yet again i say "you had better win you fat cunt!!!!"

MOYLES TO WIN!

Also I noticed that I had the name wrong too (well me and the rest of the UK as well, its not 'celebrity X factor' its 'X factor - battle of the stars' Personally I prefer the first one so will stick with that so sod you.

Other eventful things of the week so far are - I have ordered Sky TV which is being installed tomorrow "yay!" Not that I have money to throw away each month of sitting on my arse in front of the TV but the signal I get here in the arse and of nowhere has never really been great (didnt even know there was a channel 5 until I saw it on my parents TV.) and since getting the digital freeview box which wasnt bad as I still gained more channels however with the slightest bit of wind/rain etc turns into a "Tourette's" TV and was half expecting to get a "wankers" appear at the end of each click and fart of interference.

However this produced a world of pain for me tonight when I got home. I had to stay sober enough to drill holes and install a telephone point where I am having the bloody sky box installed. But its all done, ready for a "man" to come fit it for me tomorrow.... yay! cant wait! (oh shoot me now)

So its Friday - I am drinking and will probably decide to post LOADS of crap tonight! oh well, you have been warned!

Currently listening: Destroyer By Scabs Release date: 29 August, 1994