Current mood:
Category: Life
Don't now go jumping to the wrong conclusion you dirty little buggers… Nah got a bit of a "Pizza Hut gut" and am quite reluctant to move any further than 10 feet from the bathroom at the moment.
Not that a pizza has caused me this much discomfort in the past but I can only assume it's the culprit, as it was all I ate yesterday.
It's also making me feel sick which does annoy as I really fancy a cuppa, but the thought of ingesting milk then throw's the idea right out of ones wee head and will probably have that actual effect.
So plan of action for the morning is to Imodium dose myself up if it hasn't calmed down by 10am then get on with my day like those nice people on the adverts who seem to love taking laxatives constantly.
| Currently watching: Road House Release date: 18 July, 2006 |