What's with the bulletins?

Current mood: indescribable
Category: Movies, TV, Celebrities

Right.. I would just like to clarify here that I HATE the program X factor. So why pray tell am I siting here, pissed and shuftying out loads of messages for it? Well this is the first time ever I have watched this shite and for one reason only. To help advertise the fact that Chris moyles, one of the best DJ's who is currently a contender and I want him to win...simple as that!

I live for music, not TV and this guy is one of the few people on the radio that make it bearable. He's a saint.

You had better fucking win now you fat cunt!

Currently listening: Eyes Open By Snow Patrol Release date: 09 May, 2006

Just where has the week gone?

Category: Blogging

You will have to excuse the lack of attention last week but it was "sober call out week"

BUT......

I'm not on call this week so back to the voddy activated weirdo hoofuckingrah :)

So its still quiet early but the vodka's kicking in nicely and chances are you will find I will spend the week, yet again talking crap and posting like a complete twat left right and center!

Oh dont you just love vodka?

Currently listening: Nooner By Bag of Toys Release date: 03 January, 2006

Piss poor planning on my part :(

Category: Blogging Well I can safely say that I have had the organisational skills of a fart in the wind this week.... Monday no vodka... bad planning on my part for sure, however rectified by drinking wine....which isnt my No 1 choice however is better than sweet FA. Today however I have run out of coke and or juice of which to drink with said vodka - bollocks back to the wine again *sigh*

playing...

Saturday 20/05/2006 09:56

playing..... ok, so I've been playing with the videos bit... have added a test just to see if I can get the bugger to work....... testing testing

Confessions of a piss artist

Current mood: blah
Category: Writing and Poetry

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

It seems that I amy be slightly influenced this evening yet again by not wine this time but

Yes - I remembered to get some on the way home... what a clever girl :)

however I now have the worst hic-cupps ever

Currently listening: Gaslight By 30 Odd Foot of Grunts Release date: 17 February, 2004

See now this is why I should get drunk more often.....

Current mood: cranky
Category: Goals, Plans, Hopes

Ok so getting back to the little shit that lives across the road who WONT leave me alone... lets call her "Laura" because in fact, that is her name! She has already, as soon as I arrived home been at the door with some irritating comment... see thats why I love being drunk cant remember fuck all what she said.... And after asking yet again can she play with the dog and getting quite a snippy "NO" from the grumpy old cow here still quite happily stays playing with the dog. So after a very subtle SOD OFF its all quiet again.. but you just know it that she will re-appear when you least expect it. yep, you just know as soon as you get comfy doing well anything there's that distinct tapping on the door... dog goes wild type shit... and those famous words from me "for fucks sake" as I wander like a prat to the door yet again. Well this time (assuming the iggnorant little shit can actually read....) there is a nice big post it note on the door ready for her.......

Dear god - I am being stalked by a 10 year old

wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Mr_Arse - who knows EXACTLY why she doesnt want bloody kids

Currently listening: The Velvet Underground & Nico By The Velvet Underground Release date: 07 May, 1996

Well this week should be more interesting....

Current mood: drunk
Category: Life

At last she cries!!!! - not on call for another week which means... you've guessed it

THE DEMON DRINK....

Howeverer there is one slight weeny little problem noticed on arriving home this evening

(which surprisingly I had forgotten...)

SHIT! NO VODKA!!!!!!!!!!!!

So not wanting to be the complete alcoholic and rush off out to the nearest off license which would be somewhat desperate... I have settled for a nice bottle of new zealand white, which I must say is going down rather well if I do say so myself. So please excuse if this weeks blogs are completly random, daft and somewhat odd... its the drink talking.....honest

Mr_Arse

Currently listening: Has Been By William Shatner Release date: 05 October, 2004