Thursday, 25 August 2011

And I'm back in the room....

It's been a funny ole' working week.

There had been 'mutterings' around the office with reference to appointing an official fleet coordinator seeing as the role had previously been covered by 3 people randomly in the past of which never fully organised completely within the firm.

The post had initially be 'hoofed' towards another colleague who, knowing I have previous in the field came straight to me asking what the bloody hell they were talking about. This wasn't a bad thing because with me explaining it to her she realised she had no idea & also with her current role, wouldn't have time either. 

She did the nicest thing possible for me and told big boss man he should throw it my way instead. This was all being mused over last week. We all had a chat, big boss man was going to make up his mind & in the mean time I would still be taking the larger vehicles in for MOT's this week being the only person available able to drive them.

Evidently it has progressed from driving a couple of trucks into a full blown 'way you go then' in pretty much 3 days. Can't be bad.

And have I like being here there and everywhere? Shifting our hefty old trucks about ready for tests & re-tests? I am bloody LOVING it 
I am back in something I can really get my teeth into. It gets me out and about, driving all sorts of big random stuff and I have already come across peeps related to it I haven't seen for a few years too.

Life is good.
Lets hope it stays that way!

Broom broom!





Tuesday, 23 August 2011

Courgette muffins? Really? Are you nuts?

Oddly, not completely.
Posting this for who was probably as shocked as I was  you can make something as yummy as "Courgette Muffins" 

Granted as with quite a lot of my cooking I do have a weeny bit of alcohol first but it's a proven fact in this house, anything produced my me involving a cook is a shit load better when I am pissed. Go figure.

I also think that 'Our Ness' will appreciate it too knowing she's grown a house full of the bloody things too this year.

I will say though, I did use the yellow courgette for mine, because they are a tiny bit sweeter than the green ones (and also because I am a lazy git I didn't bother peeling them first, not that it tells you to, but the thought of green bits in a muffin is just bloody wrong)

They are however REALLY yummy so I would give it a try!

If this isn't showing up clear enough, just shout!

Monday, 22 August 2011

A weekend of thrills & pain.

After Stupi the van throwing a bit of a wobbly Friday, with me expecting the whole weekend to go 'Pete Tong' on us big stylie it surprisingly turned out quite well in the end.

Yes we have two cars, but with the van going 'poof' & the Cheeky currently up on ramps waiting for a new axle gator, we were slightly up shit creek without a paddle. So in comes, with it's cape flowing, the saviour... the greenie meanie motorbike. *bless it*

Friday night we hopped on and had a quick look round a few car lots for a suitable replacement for the van (which, due to changing jobs was intending to sell anyway)

We spotted a nice little affordable Honda Accord, had a quick test drive & decided there and then that was the car for us. That's one thing sorted at least. (We have called it 'Lardy' being an automatic)

As this was all happening at 8pm we would have to postpone picking the car up until the Saturday afternoon to allow being able to get some cash etc.
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So then came Saturday morning. And I was all excited and ready to toddle off to do the 
at the old RAF Coltishall site. 

We togged up, hopped on the bike and whizzed off to what can only be described as the best giggle you are able to do with your pants on.

The vehicles I did drive were:
AMG Mercedes (up to 120 on the runway)

Jolly in a land rover discovery round the off road course.
 
Another jolly round the off road course, this time in a tank 
(unfortunately they wouldn't let us drive that so this chap Stewie did:)

 Then one of these little buggers:

Also just for luck:
  Then the VERY air conditioned
A lovely little 1954  'Fergy'
A roller of some sort of which I cant find a picture for. *meh*
A wee little Lotus car of which whizzed down the runway at 140.....heh heh

I think there were some more but my brain is tired but the best was the last thing I did which was:
SKID PAN!!!!!

And yes, that is me in there :D

Apologies for the lack of photos from me but there were not many opportunities to get any decent ones myself but there was a photographer there and I've asked for a link to the pics when they are released.

A superb mornings fun, & I managed to raise over £200 for The Firefighters charity
With many thanks to those wonderful peeps listed below:

(Keeps updated as you are still coming through! THANKS!)

£10.00 (+ £2.50 giftaid)Well done mate :-)


  Refuses to use the internet *bless him* 
(would like to point out this is NOT the Peter Skinner Wiki is saying it is!)


  Hope you get a Fireman's lift after your handling of the large conveyance. Good Luck x 

  Way to go!! 

  Hi Heidi, Have fun!! xx 

  Have fun :) 

  If it's anything like being driven around by you in that Mini you had, you'll have a scream!! 

   Yayy for you :) 

  Go get 'em tiger...do they know who they're taking on, lol What comes after this? Something with an aircraft perhaps? 

Please, please, please get some photos of you driving the fire truck! And any other vehicles too! I know you will be having a ball! xoxo Jean 

  I can't decide if I'm more jealous about the fire engine or the uniformed fire men. Have fun! x 

  Do you get points for running things over? I'd pay extra to see that. 


Go for it! 

  Enjoy the day, I'm sure you will. 

  Enjoy Gal ! Slightly jealous if truth be known. 

  Not that I am jealous in the slightest or anything... :p 

Total :£212.00

Many, many thanks for your generosity.

You are all wonderful people!

Oh nearly forgot: due the the amount I sponsored I was given these:

I am still very tempted to send @simonbishop the T-shirt for donating so much :D

Tuesday, 26 July 2011

The organisational skills of a wombat *no offence to wombats meant*

Four weeks ago my work PC started to do some really funny random things.

The list started with:
Outlook not allowing me to logon until after 10 mins of booting up.
Trying to plot anything to PDF producing blank copies of anything
AutoCAD defaulting to the settings of 2 weeks ago at random times.

The only good thing was the internet has *touches wood* always held in good and proper so if nothing else I can play.

Then, 2 weeks ago the bloody thing chucked a complete strop and decided I was not going to be able to print anything. Initially just from CAD but progressed through to PDF's, excel spreadsheets & finally yesterday word documents.

So all in all, it pretty much stuffed up any work I was doing so seeing as colleuge no 2 was on holiday just 'upped chairs' and nicked his PC for the week.

During all this time I had been updating all the ins and outs to Big boss, who had authorised for me to get a new PC, secondary boss who also said yes & IT chap who said he had already ordered one... #fibber

A week after It was agreed, IT chap said secondary boss would be ordering new PC of which secondary boss had chuffed off abroad on holiday. Not an issue, he came back just before I left for my week off & 'apparently' it was to be ordered and installed whilst I was away.

I came back Monday, no new PC & toddled into see all three to find once again it hadnt been ordered *surprise surprise* 
Sat here for a while trying to get at least one of them to actually get on with it... figured it right out.
When I finally found something I could actually get on with the bloody thing now wouldnt even open CAD at all. So properly stuffed. Sent an email to all three and am now sitting back, relaxing waiting for one of them to actually do something.

I myself am finding this all REALLY funny.

Piss up and brewery maybe?




Monday, 25 July 2011

Amazing how bored you can get....


... when you get back to work after a week off and there is 
NOTHING TO DO

I wouldnt mind so much but 'immediate supervisor' has taken the stand of "Dont go looking for work or they'll find something for us to do" And that is a problem why exactly? 
It's really shite when you have googled all the things you meant to do whilst off, tided my extrnal hard drive, cleaned my desk & have now resorted to watching movies on skygo on my phone. It's tedious I can tell you.

Hmmmm what to do next I wonder.


Thursday, 21 July 2011

Well that was a weird day.

Seeing as I booked this week off after the fighting at work the other week (figured if I am going to be sacked after my three month trial, would have a weeks paid leave out of it.)

Spending the week pretty much pottering about getting those chores you constantly put off due to being a lazy bastard normally. Not bad really, & have done more this week that any efforts made at the new job.

I wont list the pottering in total as that will bore, even me before you, but will tell you today was booked by 'Mumsie the territorial allotment owner' for erecting of very ugly fencing & general tidy of the allotment.

Bearing in mind we needed to go buy fence posts first, shopping with Mumsie is not pretty. We finally got to the bloody allotment after noon. Managed to get the fence bits we have so far erected & toddled back home by 17:00 ready for a nice lardy evening & an early night after aching like fook due to banging in fence posts.

All very well and good, until at 9pm I get a text from my oldest mate asking if he could crash here for the night as he had locked himself out of his house & couldn't get hold of his mother who has spare keys. 
Explained I was already in PJ's & a still a bit stoned from my 5pm post Mumsie joint but if he hadn't managed to get hold of someone in an hour to give me a shout.
Evidently & couple of hours later he's now asleep on the sofa bed in the living room & I am now very much wide awake in the bedroom on my very noisy laptop.

I just need to figure out a stealth way to evacuate the pissy cat out of the bedroom now so as to not stink me out. Shotgun is looking favourable :D

Hmmmmmmm



Tuesday, 12 July 2011

ok, I shall try to make more of an effort today...

It all went a bit 'Pete Tong' last night

I had every intention on blogging a decent amount, catching up and all that tat but by the time the laptop sorted itself out & I had transferred back to this one I was buggered & went to bed... out like a light.

Hopefully after only having had a vodka I 'should' be able to produce slightly more than one rubbish paragraph. 

Right, so what's gone on?

The new job hasn't been the best up until today. The new boss is a very big bolshie 'spade is a spade' type and after a month of a half of me treading on eggshells so as not to make the daft fucker flare up at the stupidest thing (he does this often) 
He pretty much came into out CAD office and ripped me a new arsehole for making him look a cunt in front of the client of this particular job as it had taken so long.
It's not having a go at me I had an issue with, it was the way it was done. you DONT talk to people that way, be it staff or not. So whilst watching everyone else in my office preeeetty much hide under their desks, I argued back, as his facts were wrong and I didn't warrant a bollocking at all.   

I have nothing against getting shafted if it was my fault & will quite happily stick my hand up and admit it but to shred me and it's not my fault... nah.
My final words after "Don't you call me a cunt" were:
"So, are you going to let me at least fight my own side here and explain the situation?"
One word answer of "NO" and the Alan Brazil looky likey stomped off out of the office. 
It was as funny as fuck & I burst out laughing after he left.

I would normally take a row as heated as that to heart but to be honest why bother? If the guy doesn't like me, then come the end of my three month trial in August he'll sack me. Simple as that. 
No skin off my nose. Been nice seeing you and all that shit.
I must confess though, I didn't like not being able to give my 'in my defence' speech so emailed him when I got home. Nothing harsh, just stating the facts, spit the bones out of that type thing. Nothing was ever mentioned about it after that. 

After some of the other staff who witnessed said 'outburst' commented on the fact that they would never talk to him like that, figured my days were numbered & have quite enjoyed being exceptionally happy go lucky, getting on with it and generally not giving a rats arse what happens.

Until today.

Last week when it was quite quiet workload wise, I looked through the list of jobs to to & made a start on one of the larger projects which had been earmarked for my immediate supervisor who was, at that time on leave.
Nothing hard about the job, just quite a big one consisting of 16 drawings but needing a bit of common sense & brains to make head or tail of the instructions. 
Sat down, got on. Finished it Friday. Printed them all off, left them on bosses desk to check before anything was sent out to clients as per usual. 

Boss clumped up to my desk today, sprawls out the drawings asked for a couple of amendments and then says "Bloody good job, well done" and stomps off again. 
You could have picked me up off the floor.
Then, if that wasn't odd enough, one of the yard foreman's collared me this afternoon and said boss had been singing my praises this morning in their team meeting too. 

FFS! Does this man have more hormones & mood swings than a bird? I think so!
Not that I am arguing, standing up to him was probably the best thing and in all honesty, I wouldn't have let him get away with talking to me like that anyway but I think it might have set the president as such. Very odd but hey ho.

So there's a weeny bit of a catch up, will share more soon. Unless you are all bored shitless already. Which wouldn't be a surprise.